Sick. Sad. Mad.

Insanity can have an original touch.

A Somali radio station run by the Islamic extremists of al-Shabab organized a Koran-recital contest for children. Brainwashing needs to start as early as possible!

The winner won an AK47 and US$700 (a very big amount in Somalia!!!). Crazy has no boundaries.

Know the Koran inside out and outside in, join a radio contest and get home with a deadly rifle and lots of cash. Every kids’ dream in tormented Somalia.

The winner should have taken the price., then load the AK47, kill the nutters, and leave Somalia with the cash. Hell ain’t a place for kids.

But who knows the radio station might started a new crazy. Insanity airwaves. Radio contest in eastern Congo for the most rapes by under 14 year-old boys. Heart of darkness to the next level. In Venezuela, or Zimbabwe, the contest might be to criticize the president and wait for the knock on the door by the security services to take you away… forever. First knock wins. Pricewinner not found. In China the contest is to do the most ‘sensitive’ Google searches possible before your internet connection is terminated and you are send to a “re-education camp”. Pricewinner has to wait 5 years to collect his/her reward. Winner gets extra broadband (for non sensitive use of course). In Italy, the contest is simplier. Which young girl hasn’t been chased by prime minister Berlusconi? The winner gets a meeting with the Pope. Radio contest for Tea Party members. Name two foreign capitals? Winner gets a flight ticket to Canada. Radio contest for Bush Jr. Have military operations in Iraq stopped or not? He’ll check after praying…., and tuning in to CNN. Price is a reality-check at the local hospital. Radio contest for Obama. Has Guantanamo been shut? Yes or No, please. No ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’. Prize is obvious. Ticket to Havana (bottle of rum included. Not a cigar, Clinton bought them all.).

Human behavior is just a contest away.

From radio gaga to the killing fields of Mexico.

Police found a woman’s decapitated body. Next to the headless corpse was a note stating that she had been killed because of her blogging activities.

Internet is a dangerous field. A web with possible deadly effects. Use at your own peril.

It is thought – as it is not the first time – that the woman got her head separated from the rest of her body (causing death,…. In case one wonders!!!!) because she posted information on a site about drug “hang outs”, sales points etc.

A blog too far! Some drug dudes probably didn’t like her social networking and ended it all with a decapitating effort. You post on line, we slash locally.

Human behavior can be a bloody (internet)path.

So Hugo Chavez with his new chemo-bold hairstyle has started a new round of nationalizations. That’s like a speed train to economic self-destruction. Plenty of nationalization wreckages throughout history all over the world. But some always try to re-invent to wheel …. to end up square. Obama has criticized his fellow African-Americans to stop moaning. Bold move. Rumors that Sarah Palin will divorce. Good old traditional values, hey? The Europeans are still struggling with the idea to keep Greece inside the Euro monetary zone or to kick the lazy Mediterraneans out into the cold. Palestine wants to become a fully recognized member of the UN and thus a fully independent state. The extremists of Hamas disagree. Funny because Hamas strives for a Palestinian state but when its Palestinian opponents take that (diplomatic) route they go nuts. Extremists don’t follow logic. Stuck in a narrow tunnel with visions of grandeur and delusions of reality. Israel, which has been playing hardball with its settlement policy, now announces its interest in new peace talks. The Middle East is back on the map. Madman Gaddafi is still MIA. Probably hiding somewhere in the desert. On serious tranquilizers because the new reality is just too much to cope with. The Syrian killings just go one and on and on and on. Zambia’s presidential elections put the opposition leader Sata, aka King Cobra, in power. Smooth transition so far. Always good to stick to the democratic path! South African president Jacob Zuma had to go to New York recently for the annual UN assembly gathering. But he faced domestic issues. Not politically back in South Africa, but in his kitchen and bedroom(s). Zuma has multiple wives and an extra fiancée. Zuma decided to take wife number 3 (or is it number 4??) to the Big Apple, but his fiancée got seriously aggravated and red in the face, as she did not want to miss a Fifth Avenue shopping opportunity. And so it goes that…….., yes you got it right,….. both went to NY. And both got separate protection escorts and all that comes with power ladies. Of course…. the bill will be footed by the South African tax payer. Zuma better don’t turn this fiancée into his next wife. Trouble clearly ahead!!

Human behavior is often guided by bedroom antics.

From one possible Hollywood script (the bedroom antics) to the next one (adventure-horror).

Brazil is facing a piranha attack! Blockbuster guaranteed, right? Sexy babes and flesh eating monsters.

But before the script is being written, this is for real. The beaches in the northeast of the vast samba-nation are being targeted by these little monsters with evil teeth. In one weekend some 100 beachgoers had to be rushed to the nearby hospital for treatment of serious bite marks in toes and heels. Hollywood terror turns real!

A local official from the state of Piaui said that the piranhas have no enemies anymore and thus they are breeding like rabbits without threats. It’s a piranha explosion. Hollywood just has a field day with this!!

Piranha extermination teams are probably being trained in Brazil. Ready for the big kill. Kill or be chowed. Save the gorgeous, sexy Brazilian babes and slaughter the piranhas. It’s for a good cause!!!

Human behavior is a sexy affair. And bloody.

From evil fish to evil Japanese. Sounds like a sushi move.

A 13-year old girl was killed by her father and a monk as they were trying to expel her evil spirit. Another Hollywood blockbuster script. But sadly again pretty real and insane on top of it all.

Monk Kinoshita and father Maishigi strapped Tomomi Maishigi down, then doused her with water till she suffocated. It’s apparently called a ‘waterfall service’ in the sick world of sick people doing sick things to children in the name of some sick exorcism ritual.

The parents had contacted the monk because the little girl had suffered years of mental health problems. The Buddhist monk came and declared the girl was possessed.

And now the girl’s dead. May her spirit haunt the two nutters. Day and night! Till eternity.

Sick. Sad. Mad.

Human behavior can be an insane reaction to a sane situation.

Throw out. Liverpool (UK) lads Chief have released the kick-ass album “Apply within”. Well-paced, melodic punkrock with hints of reggea and tiny drops of hiphop. Fresh, solid. Near-perfect in the melodic punkrock/hardcore genre.

C -Ya

collateral – October 2011