Put the evidence on the table

A two-year, uninterrupted, erection. That’s what’s at stake here.

That’s what the case is all about. That’s the subject of the court case in San Francisco. Some ladies might love the permanent ‘availability’ of the pleasure-tool, but it indeed sounds a bit like a tough one.

German car and bike maker BMW is being sued by a Frisconian because the dude alleges that his BMW bike left him with 730 days of a stiffer in his pants. Henry Wolf filed indeed a lawsuit against the German company, claiming that one of its bike models gave him “a severe case of a persistent, long-lasting erection”, after going for 2 back-to-back two hour rides on his BMW motorcycle. Cry Wolf? Complaining? Buy a car!

Wolf claims that the bike ruined his sex life. No more ‘rides’. How he can claim that his sexual activities have gone down the drain with a permanent hard-on is for him to explain in court. Would he be the first man in the court’s box with an erection? Sexual distress, Wolf claims. Will evidence be shown to the court? The wolf has become a puppy. Can’t trust those Germans, really.

Human behavior can be stiff affair.

Caught! The so-called respectable, renowned, classy magazine Vogue has fallen down to gutter level. Last year Vogue gladly accepted US$25000 from Syrian butcher Assad for a praising article about his British-born wife Asma. Under the title “A rose in the desert”, the Vogue’s writer (don’t use the name journalist!) put together a glowing article about the dictator’s wife. Like a herogram delivered by state-run TV stations in dictatorships like Syria, China, Zimbabwe or Iran. Praise the godlike!

Paid to write a pack of public relations dirt. Bloody dirt. The rose of the desert stands by her husband while the Syrian desert becomes soaked in blood. The wife with a new Coco Channel outfit from her latest trip to Oxford Street in London, stands by her butchering man. In support. In solidarity. In agreement. The rose is red like the streams of blood from the slaughtered opponents. Let’s not forget that the rose has thorns. Thorns that can cut through flesh. Through arteries of those demanding freedom and democracy. Vogue should be ashamed. But that’s asked way too much. Vogue knows nothing about politics, human rights and the cries of the butchered Syrian souls. It’s all about glam and cash. Even if the red rose is dripping of blood, the US$25000 is happily accepted.

And the American photographer who accepted the Vogue job to go and take happy family snaps of the Assads has also sold his soul to the devil. Money has no heart. No feelings. All sell-outs. May the Vogue bosses, that writer and that photographer have nightly nightmares of bloodthirsty vampires raging through their heads. No sleep for the soulless. Till eternity!

Human behavior is sold out.

On a lighter note. There is a new South African cleaning company in town that comes and does the job….. naked. Yeah indeed, cleaning teams with no clothes on. Luckily that the San Francisco biker didn’t call yet on their services. That would be trouble. Serious trouble. Maybe after his court case he might give it a go. “Happy to see us?” asked the cleaning lady to Mr. Wolf. He growled back.

Human behavior can be dust free.

To a better and thus cleaner world. Naked or not. The Clinton Foundation (yes from Bill and Co.) sent out one of its regular PR emails and asked the recipients around the globe how they would build a better world. Is that just Bill climaxing after a cigar and a ‘chat’ with an intern? Is this just fluffy, pop-corn-ish public relations crap for 5 year olds? And the PR ‘genius’ that came up with this probably got a fat monetary transfer, a Ferrari and some Cuban cigars. Not an intern!

The interns are off limits at the Foundation.

How would you make a better world? Start from scratch a couple of million years ago because some new licks of paints or plasters here and there wont do the trick. It’s rotten to the core. Nuke the shit out of it and start afresh on Mars.

How would you make a better world? Ban all religions. Death penalty to all hardline followers (aka nutters) of the Muslim faith, Christianity (reborn and old style), any spin-offs of these 2, Judaism,….

Change the US election system because as it is now it is an ongoing campaign with unlimited wastage of millions and millions of US dollars. Check this out. So a president gets elected in early November. He has to wait till January to start managing the nation. All his appointees need to go through a long, nasty Congressional procedure where the loosing political party gets its first opportunity at revenge for losing the presidential race last November. 6 Months later the new president finally – if he is lucky – has his cabinet together and can think of some governing. He in fact then has 1 year to govern. One year only. Because soon the mid term elections are looming and the battles begin and the money gets wasted and the dirt creeps up. And after the mid-terms the presidential race is straight back on the map. More wasted money, more spin, more dirt, more one-liners that change faster than the wind on the southern beaches of Florida in February. It’s a ridiculous system. Have Congress and presidential elections on the same day. That could a good starter. With a nice glass of chilled Sauvignon Blanc. 

How would you make a better world? Don’t give platforms to brainless, air-wasters like Paris Hilton or the Kardeshians (or whatever their name is spelled), or all these so called cooks on these million of cooking programs. It’s a disease! Stop reality TV because too many brainless fools out there really believe it is reality.

How would you make a better world? Respect the working man. Respect the middle class as they are the heart and soul of the economy. China can rot in hell with its lack of freedoms. Invest in greener energy if ya want this planet not to suffocate. The sad reality is we can make energy consumption much better but the oil spindoctors are controlling the powers that be. Plant trees. Rock the night away on some real music instead of a collection of washed out tunes with meaningless lyrics. Drink more Belgian beer. Respect ladies and respect children. Demand democracy and accountability to all in any positions of power. Stop the hype around Facebook, Twitter and other tools of so-called communication. It ain’t communication. It’s a highway of deafness. A highway of fake dreams, fake hopes, fake images, fake identities, fake lies and fake truths, fake opinions, fake thoughts, fake stances, fake selfs. Have we become to scared to even look in the mirror?

How would you make a better world? Fight it. The revolution is an option. As long as the goals are clear. Agreed upon. Well-defined. Replacing crap by crap is a waste of energy and time. Time is a crucial. Timing is crucial. Doing is crucial.

How would you make a better world? By not responding to this call which is anyway part of a spin campaign by some people in suits behind desks in high-rise buildings in Manhattan.

How would you make a better world? Realize and recognize reality. The real reality. The one that bites and kicks and stinks.

How would you make a better world? Switch it off.

Throw Out. It’s 2012 but LA-based punkers’ OFF!’s self-titled, 16-track album sounds like we are back in the early 80s in the gruff, alternative gig-halls in NYC or Boston or DC or LA. But it’s a place the OFF!-lads know well. The band is a recent new project by Keith Morris from Black Flag and Circle Jerks fame and glory. Still kicking.

C-Ya
Collateral – May 2012