Bastards in the Vatican

Kick that. It reads like a Hollywood movie. Maybe something for Tarantino!

According to documents, recently made public, at the British National Archive, it seems that the Hitler freaks from Nazi-Germany had plans to infiltrate the Vatican. They were planning to send spies dressed up as monks into the holy HQ. Monks with swastikas! Aryan monks undercover for the fatherland.

It’s really made for a a Tarantino movie! “Bastards in the Vatican”

The documents were put together by the British James Bond crowd – MI5. According to the British intelligence service the plan was made up in 1943 at a time that the allied forces were advancing, slowly, through the Italy of madman Mussolini. The German Nazi forces were busy evacuating from the Italian capital Rome under the famous withreat tactic of “leave while you can”.

And thus as Rome would be Nazi-free soon, the Germans wanted to plant some monk-spies inside the Vatican to try to keep a foot in Italian affairs. A real thriller!

But, according to MI5, the 6 spies coming from Berlin were uncovered before their mission could really get of the ground because the real monks felt that the spy-monks’ knowledge about Christian faith was disturbingly weak. And also (!!!) that the would-be-monks were too interested in the opposite sex. Well for Germans camping out in Rome and trying to control their libido amidst all those beautiful Italian ladies is indeed a mission impossible. Torture. And then again maybe also that already back then the Vatican had issues with paedophili a and thus just mentioning the reality of the existance of women might right away be suspicious. But still, you would have expected much better spy-101 knowledge from the Germans. Seriously disappointing!!

And so it ended. Somebody in the Vatican expressed his doubts of the 6 newly arrived German monks to an Italian cop. This cop, who clearly didn’t belong to the Hitler fanbase nor the Mussolini supporters group, informed the British agents. And that was the final breath of this crazy Nazi monk-plan.

Please Tarntino recognize and realise the fantastic opportunity here. A blockbuster guaranteed. Nazis, dressed as monks, undercover in the Vatican but with hard-ons and not knowing the names of the Apostles. It’s just perfect drama for the big screen!! Too good to be true. “Bastard in the Vatican” coming to screen near you.

History can sometimes be the perfect script for an entertaining movie.

But sometimes not. So the US sends its vice president to put new batteries in the Middle East peaceplan. The roadmap with too many potholes. But as Biden crisscrosses Israel and Palestine, the Israeli authoritie sthink it’s a great opportunity to announce the construction of more settlements in East Jerusalem.

How tall is that Israeli stiff middle finger to Biden, Obama and the whole world (besides the hardline Jews living here and there obviously). I mean, you want peace or you just keep fueling the flames of hate? The Israeli superiority mentality is just mindblowing. Didn’t they really learn nothing from the Aryan white power craze back in the 40s?

It’s madness on a grand scale. It’s apartheid. It’s racism from the upper-shelve. It’s inhuman. It’s Jewish fascism. It’s disgusting. It’s immoral. It’s criminal. It’s unjust. It’s plain wrong. As imple as that.

Resist and revolt against this madness.

Human behavior is plain cruel. The victims of the past have become the oppressors of the present.

And then they wonder why Palestinians wanna blow themselves up. Also a dispicable act when innocent shoppers or Pizza-eating civilians get killed, but the hatred is just fueled and fueled and fueled. Circle of blood.

So sex-maniac Tiger Woods is going onto the greens again. The return is set for the Masters. It’s gonna be a media hype from hell. It’s gonna be all scripted, PR-managed, over-hyped, over-done, over-broadcasted to extreme boredom. Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iraq, Zimbabwe, Chile, Haiti, Toyota, Obama’s health reform bill, Israel, Palestine, Iran, North Korea, Sandra Bullock and her unfaitfull biker who loves a girl who loves tattoos (lots of them) and breasts implants,.... all of that wiped of the frontpages and headlines by Mr Woods himself. Ridiculous but you gotta give the masses the drugs they need. Just like the gladiator games in Roman times. Give the masses their games or they go nuts.

Meanwhile one of Tiger’s many many sex sidekicks has made public several text messages between her and Tiger. And Tiger-boy seems to like some spanking stuff. Controlled Tiger on the greens is not so controlled when he hits the sack (or the backseat of a car). Mr Golfing-role-model has a different beat when he is of the course. Juicier.

Anyway it’s going to be so overdone and over-explained and over-hyped that all sense of reality is really out of the door. Gutter vibes.

Is Woods returning to play golf because his bankaccounts have hit a snag as sponsors have withdrawn and he has some legal bills to pay? And the rehab bills too? Did that sex-rehab work? We’ll know soon for sure. Can Tiger refrain his libido from going wild and astray? A Tiger on the hunt.

Human behaviour is too often plain and dumb.

Throw out. LA-based Irishmen Flogging Molly (I think there is 1 woman in the band too!!) have released an amazing live album (and DVD) simply called “Live At The Greek Theatre”. It magically captures their gig in LA last year. A great record with an absolute perfect production. A whirlwind of great Celtic punkrock.

C-Ya

collateral – March 2010 paces on towards its final moments