Pump up the volume and get some birth control sorted!
Some recent study suggests that male birth control is possible by blasting a man's vulnerable area (yes there!) with high frequency sound waves. Rock and roll for testicles! Punkrock tunes for dead sperm!
US scientists have conducted experiments which show that ultrasound effectively cuts sperm counts in rats. The equivalent outcome is reversible infertility in humans. This perfect male contraceptive would be cheap, reliable, and have few side effects. But more research is required on this ‘sperm zapping’ technique to really understand its potential and a deeper knowledge of the possible side effects. Free music downloads for birth control!
Will playing death metal give the penis 2 little devil horns? Or Madonna tunes will make your manhood feel “like a virgin”? Will rocking with Bruce Springsteen give your testicles a blue shine in solidarity with the working class? And the Sex Pistols maybe makes your pubic hair green and standing up? And those over the edge dance tunes will for sure make your manhood feel confused and dazed. The Beatles and The Rolling Stones might make you feel sexually liberated like back in the 60s. Sexually liberated but with dead sperm.
The research obviously also opens the door for fashion accessories. Soon to find are boxer shorts with small speakers in that specific location. Or tiny ipod speakers for the manhood. Either direct over the penis or 1 per testicles. Opportunities!!
Human behavior can be some zapping fun.
What’s this BS about Twitter announcing some censorship??!!?? Has China madness taken over Twitter? Freedom of speech and all that is just thrown out of the window?
Amazing. So in the morning raising the Stars & Stripes outside the office building, and in the afternoon implementing some censorship tricks. Cheaters! Turncoats! Double faced liars! First they steal our money through cellphone costs, and then they steal our freedom. United rip off! I hope its CEO bangs a whore in Beijing and gets jailed for life!
Human behavior needs a punch in the face.
Kick that. The only movie ever banned in Britain for blasphemy has finally been approved for distribution,… 23 years after it was outlawed.
The experimental short film ‘Visions of Ecstasy’ features scenes of Jesus being seduced on the cross. If you show that in the USA your house gets petrol bombed. Minimum.
In 1989 Britain's film censors refused to give it a rating - a requirement for legal distribution - on the grounds that a fantasy scene in which St Teresa of Avila sexually caresses the Christ could constitute blasphemous libel.
Blasphemy was abolished as an offense in 2008 and thus the British Board of Film Classification – finally - gave Nigel Wingrove's 19-minute film an 18 rating, meaning adults may view it.
The board acknowledged the film would be "deeply offensive to some viewers," but said it did not breach any current British laws. Suck this Tweeter!!
Freedom of cultural expression!
Human behavior is a blasphemy to its mirror image.
Loosing interest in the Republican race. We know it’s gonna be Romney, so any other little rumble is just a time and money wasting effort. Wondering if Romney’s Mormon-heart would withstand a vieuwing of ‘Visions of Ecstasy’. He probably would need psychiatric help afterwards. And would propose – once (if) president – a whole set of strict rules to curb ‘liberal’ cultural experiences. Burn some candles and pray to get rid of this filth.
Human behavior needs a Romney as compass. At least that’s what Romney thinks. Maybe he should look carefully under all his sofas and under his desk and behind wardrobes if there ain’t some ‘interesting’ affairs from his past still around (sexual and others) before going on a moral compass tour.
Doesn’t the Bible has some passage about throwing the first stone etc.?
But Romney’s journey to Pennsylvania Avenue (that’s his dream of all dreams) is nothing compared to the ongoing onslaught in Syria – with greetings from Russia and China.
How can one veto against such genocidal tactics? You can doubt the Western agendas. You might wanna protect some business deals. But even in the dirty world of world politics is the ongoing, relentless bloodshed in Syria unaccaptable and un-supportable. As simple as that.
Syria’s current dictator is trying to outdo his father’s killing fields from back in the 60s. Guiness book of records attempt in carnage. Gaddafi’s blood tactics look childplay against the terror campaign from Damascus. And there is no end in sight. The end will be the bulldozing of every town with an inch of opponant’s life left. Or even when everybody’s been mowed down these towns will be raised to the ground out of cold revenge. The critics six feet under and their homes erased from existence. History books rewritten. Maps redrawn. This is not an iron fist. This is genocidal delirium. The mad man from Damascus has gone far over the edge where the tunnels get narrower and darker, and where only venom breeds. Where the devil roams.
But one thing these dictators always forget is that the ghosts remain. Memories don’t die. They might fade here and there. They will be repainted here and there. They will be banned for sure. But they never ever disappear. Because the world’s memory cannot be deleted. Have a good look at history and realize. But dictators like the butcher of Damascus never realize because their tunnel is too dark too see. Their mind too evil to contemplate reality.
Memories are the seeds of revenge. Memories can linger for a long time. Underground. In the back of the head and the heart. Whispered. But never forgotten.
The ghosts will haunt. Ask Hitler. Ask Mussolini. Ask Gadaffi. Ask Hirohito. Ask Napoleon. Ask Pinochet. Ask Pol Pot.
The wheels will turn. We all bleed red.
Throw out. The Ducky Boys are back. These Boston lads just released “Chasing The Ghost” on their own label. Mark Lind, Jason Messina and Douglas Sullivan delivered 17 (!!) fine tunes. Now let us hope Mark can convince his troubled brother to record some new Sinners & Saints tracks.
C –Ya
collateral – February 2012
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