Deer hunters and fools

Roll the head slowly from left to right, and the other way round. Get the stiffness sorted. Load the gun. Concentrate. Step by step. Silence. Focus on the target. Aim. Have confidence. Pull the trigger. The deer falls to the ground. A trickle of blood taints the fresh snow.

Could be the opening lines of Sarah Palin’s new book. The hunter from Alaska is compiling a fitness and “self discipline” book with her family. Didn’t know her family was an example of self-discipline. Teenage pregnancy?

Palin said that the fitness book would be a source for one’s energy and balance. Strange way of using ‘balance’ when she is so rightwing that even the Tea Party seem like commies and her knowledge of the wide world out there is as limited as the deer’s chance of surviving that hunter’s bullet in the head. Balanced in a narrow minded way.

Maybe the title of the book will be “Invade to stay slim”.

Human behavior is based on self-discipline… or the lack of.

From Alaska to Indianapolis. From deer hunters to fools. Richard Mourdock is a Republican senator. And a living proof you do not need braincells to make it to Congress. During a political debate he simple said "even when life begins with that horrible situation of rape, that is something that God intended to happen".



Simple, isn’t it? You get raped…. blame God. Wondering which God that is in fact…. And the rapist? Is he a God’s messenger? His disciple? Richard! Take your pills please and check in with the local asylum.

Wonder what he would say and do when his own daughter gets raped and falls pregnant from that disgusting, violent act.

Staying in the US of A. After Alaska and Indianapolis, let’s cruise to New York state. 

Lap dances are taxable because they don't promote culture in a community the way ballet or other artistic endeavors do, New York's highest court ruled. So called ‘real’ cultural expressions do not pay taxes.

There you have it. Lap dancing is not a cultural expression; it’s just there to give you a hard-on!

The lawsuit was filed by the Nite Moves strip club in NY’s state capital Albany, which was arguing that admission fees to the club and for private dances are exempt from sales taxes.

But the court ruled the club has failed to prove it qualifies for the tax exemption for "dramatic or musical arts performances with the evident purpose of promoting cultural and artistic performances in local communities."

Many of the club’s visitors probably disagree and are confident that the pole-dancing ladies are performing artistically well and are promoting certain performances”. Penis-performances!

One of the judges was in favor of a taxbreak for the club. In his comments he wrote that pole dancers and private dances are choreographic expressions and thus fall under the art of dance and thus should be exempted from the tax. And he added, "Since the Legislature did not exclude from the entertainment tax other lowbrow forms of entertainment, such as baseball games and animal acts ... it would not have wanted to exclude pole dancing”.

Can we see the VIP memberlist of this strip club please?

Human behavior is a slippery slope. Pole or no pole.

And while watching the semi-naked ladies doing their thing, the hard-on visitors maybe make some on-line comments about the upcoming Presidential vote. Eyes on the tits, hand on the bourbon.

“That Obama is a commie”. “Mitt’s our man. He’s gonna raise hell with those towelheads in the Middle East.” “Mitt’s the man to let America be great again (as he feels his dick getting harder as the blonde Russian pole dancer slides slowly downwards and her left nipple becomes visible)”. 

“Don’t want no Mormon taking over cuz he just might close this club and send us all to church. I rather get that black man to stay put.”

And so it goes.

From Russian nipples to desperation. The mind works in mysterious ways. 

Somewhere in South Africa a hospital advertised for 20 low paid jobs for basic maintenance (cleaners and gardeners). The next day 40.000 people queued to try to be one of those 20. That’s the face of desperation and unemployment!

From desperation and the loss of hope to stupidity in the tiny European nation of Belgium (only known for its beer and its chips with mayonnaise).

In the city if Ghent a new police building was built. Stuff like that happens. As the men and women in blue entered their new offices they noticed that there was not a single phoneline nor internet connection. The head of the policeforce commented simply “A mistake”. Just a glitch.

You can dial 999 but you wont get a response. The cop on duty would be surprised how quiet the night’s been. No car crashes, no break-ins, no bar fights, no drunken sluts falling in a canal, no drug dealing gangwars,… Nothing. The ultimate crime free paradise.

Speaking of emergency services response. Somebody in South Africa tweeted that in his town the pizza deliveries are much faster than the cops and the ambulance. You wont starve to death but that bullet will indeed kill you cause you’ll never make it to the hospital.

Am sure the pizza place has a great telephone-line.

Human behavior is about extra toppings.

Throw Out. San Francisco’s punkrockers The Kegels have released their debut album “No Tomorrow”. Great tunes of straight forward punkrock with a  touch of rock and roll.

C-Ya

Collateral – October 2012 is sliding towards its final act