The pit of hell

Science and religion are often on a collision course. Because ice-cold facts and mathematical graphics don’t suit the salesmen and -women of faith. Any faith.

The US Republican party seems to have the most members that struggle with knowledge. They struggle to accept reality while their underdeveloped braincells are stuck in dark religious tunnels. They already feel society is really going too fast and that for instance women’s rights and gay rights are so devilish that it is even impossible to mention the issue. And that global warming can’t be traced back to the Bible and thus doesn’t simply exist.  They got a simple reality check. If it ain’t in the Bible it doesn’t exist. It’s a great approach to life. Extreme simplicity.

So next in line to slip on the banana of reality was Republican Paul Broun from the State of Georgia. Paul struggles with meaningless-ness and thus thought it was time to hit the headlines. He spoke at a banquet at the Liberty Baptist Church. A fine place for a mind like Paul. And he just spoke his mind. “All that stuff I was taught about evolution and embryology and the Big Bang Theory, all that is lies straight from the pit of Hell”. And there you have it. The big bang science and the medical knowledge about embryos is just straight Satan-talk. And he added that the earth is not thousands of years old. There you have it. It’s all in the Bible and thus that’s that.

The interesting thing is that caveman Paul also sits on the House of Representatives Science Committee in Washington DC. They should put some TV cameras in there. Could be great entertainment. Straight out of the luni-bin. An escapee from the mad house on the loose.

Paul is also a member of the Tea Party. He believes all Muslims are terrorists and Obama is a socialist. Simplicity is an easy life path. Why make things complicated and complex when it all come down to simple little things, and on top of that it’s all laid down in the Bible anyway. So let us all stop thinking and doing research and trying to invent new stuff etc,… all devil’s tools.

Paul follows in the footsteps of another republican fool who recently said that rape and abortion are the same thing. Simplicity rules!

Thank God, we have the Republicans. They bring surprises in this daily life of traffic jams, broken relationships, overweight kids, and prime time soap operas.

Human behavior is hijacked.

Who’s next in the Republican nutter-show? What topic now? The earth is flat?! Maybe that’s why so few Americans travel abroad? There will be for sure a second coming…. It’s just still looking for sponsorship?! God’s kingdom has no taxes so let’s abolish them here and now. If you want a road pay for it yourself! Public schools. They are anyway only for Blacks and Latinos. And I am sure we can find somewhere in the Bible that they are not really equally human as us. Privatize everything….. including religion! Well it’s already privatized if you look at all these reborn churches money-making efforts.

Love religion. It makes life so so easy. But don’t mention divorce…. Because many of these banana-slipping, right wing politicians and preachers have an interesting sex-life in their not so simple past. The sins of the flesh. Privatized too!

Human behavior is a hard-on.

Madonna is getting old. The Pope’s butler stole some private documents from the Pope. Maybe proof that the earth is indeed flat? Or some Playboy magazine columns under a pseudonym? Yes yes, don’t be afraid, the slaughter in Syria is still going on. There gotta be some guarantees in life. And yes yes, Iran is still making a bomb. Insanity remains permanent. Lady Gaga has broken a new Twitter record. Now that’s breaking news! Violent demonstrations in Athens, Greece. Miners’ strikes on South Africa.  Missing girl in Wales. Chavez wins the elections. Washington pissed off. The 2012 Medicine Nobel prize goes to 2 stem cell researchers. The Tea Party Republicans are pissed off. Stem cell research is devilish! Rockets from Gaza into Israel and Israeli strike son Gaza. Merry go round and round. Japan and China stress about a piece of rock in the sea. Because of these tensions Japanese car sales in China tumble. The impact of nationalism.

Human behavior is very deja-vu.

Throw Out. “Everything must change”. The last track on Beth Hart’s brand new album “Bang Bang Boom Boom”, produced by Kevin Shirley – the man behind the success of Black Country Communion.

C-Ya

Collateral – October 2012