Roll
the head slowly from left to right, and the other way round. Get the stiffness
sorted. Load the gun. Concentrate. Step by step. Silence. Focus on the target. Aim. Have confidence. Pull the trigger. The deer falls to the ground. A trickle of blood taints the fresh snow.
Could
be the opening lines of Sarah Palin’s new book. The hunter from Alaska is
compiling a fitness and “self discipline” book with her family. Didn’t know her
family was an example of self-discipline. Teenage pregnancy?
Palin
said that the fitness book would be a source for one’s energy and balance.
Strange way of using ‘balance’ when she is so rightwing that even the Tea Party
seem like commies and her knowledge of the wide world out there is as limited as
the deer’s chance of surviving that hunter’s bullet in the head. Balanced in a narrow minded way.
Maybe the title of the book will be “Invade to
stay slim”.
Human behavior is based on self-discipline… or
the lack of.
From Alaska to Indianapolis. From deer hunters
to fools. Richard Mourdock is a Republican senator. And a living proof you do
not need braincells to make it to Congress. During a political debate he
simple said "even when life begins with that horrible situation of rape,
that is something that God intended to happen".
Simple, isn’t it? You get raped…. blame God.
Wondering which God that is in fact…. And the rapist? Is he a God’s messenger?
His disciple? Richard! Take your pills please and check in with the local
asylum.
Wonder what he would say and do when his own daughter gets raped and falls pregnant from that disgusting, violent act.
Staying in the US of A. After Alaska and
Indianapolis, let’s cruise to New York state.
Lap dances are taxable because they don't promote culture in a community
the way ballet or other artistic endeavors do, New York's highest court ruled. So
called ‘real’ cultural expressions do not pay taxes.
There you have it. Lap dancing is not a cultural expression; it’s just
there to give you a hard-on!
The lawsuit was filed by the Nite Moves strip club in NY’s state capital
Albany, which was arguing that admission fees to the club and for private
dances are exempt from sales taxes.
But the court ruled the club has failed to prove it qualifies for the tax
exemption for "dramatic or musical arts performances with the evident
purpose of promoting cultural and artistic performances in local
communities."
Many of the club’s visitors probably disagree and are confident that the
pole-dancing ladies are performing artistically well and are promoting certain
performances”. Penis-performances!
One of the judges was in favor of a taxbreak for the club. In his
comments he wrote that pole dancers and private dances are choreographic
expressions and thus fall under the art of dance and thus should be exempted
from the tax. And he added, "Since the
Legislature did not exclude from the entertainment tax other lowbrow forms of
entertainment, such as baseball games and animal acts ... it would not have
wanted to exclude pole dancing”.
Can we see the VIP memberlist of this strip club please?
Human behavior is a
slippery slope. Pole or no pole.
And while watching
the semi-naked ladies doing their thing, the hard-on visitors maybe make some
on-line comments about the upcoming Presidential vote. Eyes on the tits, hand
on the bourbon.
“That Obama is a
commie”. “Mitt’s our man. He’s gonna raise hell with those towelheads in the
Middle East.” “Mitt’s the man to let America be great again (as he feels his
dick getting harder as the blonde Russian pole dancer slides slowly downwards
and her left nipple becomes visible)”.
“Don’t want no Mormon taking over cuz he
just might close this club and send us all to church. I rather get that black
man to stay put.”
And so it goes.
From Russian nipples
to desperation. The mind works in mysterious ways.
Somewhere in South Africa a hospital advertised
for 20 low paid jobs for basic maintenance (cleaners and gardeners). The next
day 40.000 people queued to try to be one of those 20. That’s the face of
desperation and unemployment!
From desperation and the loss of hope to
stupidity in the tiny European nation of Belgium (only known for its beer and
its chips with mayonnaise).
In the city if Ghent a new police building was
built. Stuff like that happens. As the men and women in blue entered their new
offices they noticed that there was not a single phoneline nor internet
connection. The head of the policeforce commented simply “A mistake”. Just a
glitch.
You can dial 999 but you wont get a response.
The cop on duty would be surprised how quiet the night’s been. No car crashes,
no break-ins, no bar fights, no drunken sluts falling in a canal, no drug dealing
gangwars,… Nothing. The ultimate crime free paradise.
Speaking of emergency services response.
Somebody in South Africa tweeted that in his town the pizza deliveries are much
faster than the cops and the ambulance. You wont
starve to death but that bullet will indeed kill you cause you’ll never make it
to the hospital.
Am sure the pizza place has a great
telephone-line.
Human behavior is about extra toppings.
Throw Out. San Francisco’s punkrockers The
Kegels have released their debut album “No Tomorrow”. Great tunes of straight
forward punkrock with a touch of rock
and roll.
C-Ya
Collateral – October 2012 is sliding towards its
final act
